A kid walks in to a bar. The bartender asks the boy where his parents are and he replies that he does not know. They call the police who proceed to try to contact the boy's parents. They have gone missing so the boy must go up for adoption. He gets adopted by an abusive family and runs away. Without a family, job, or money, he could not afford a house. He lived alone in a box until he died of starvation.

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Wife: Where were you all night. Husband: Cheating on you with your sister

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Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I`ve got a car behind me. Don`t worry about that you have aids.

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Knock knock Who's there Isabelle Isabelle who? Is-a-bell necessary on a bike

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Roses are red Violets are blue Goodbye to the people who hated on me

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WHY DO IDIOTS RIGHT STUPID JOKES BECAUSE THEY HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH THERE LIVES.

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Remember those days where we planned what to do with our lives instead of wondering what things lied ahead? Those where the days, it does not matter if we are relics, heroes, or villains today. Back then, we did not seek to discover our future, we sought to create it, back then our people did not pray for a better day, but worked for it. And love and kindness was not something only found in heaven, but what we shared in what was the closest thing, to heaven on earth. Tell me the truth, are there many like us left in this world?

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Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? Perhaps he was doing a project on tree-life.

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What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

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Whay lawrence pearson ir r8 gay

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Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

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What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

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which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

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why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

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my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

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What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

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Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

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You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

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What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

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Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

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What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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