- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front

How can you tell if a duck is quaking? Hear it

tea with milk?

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

Q: What does the fox say? A: Nothing. Foxes cannot talk.

what electronic vegetable sits in a chair? stephen hawking

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

What computer sings the best? A Dell? No a Mac, because they are the superior computer.

whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

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