- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

Whats the difference in car and a bicycle? One has an engine and drivetrain designed to run on gas and the other is powered by your output of work

Why are Pine trees green? Because light reflects at different wavelengths, and the chlorophyll, found in chloroplasts, being abundant in the needles of pine trees, Reflect the correct wavelength for green.

Roses are red Violets are blue this doesn't rhyme i like trains.

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