How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

what did jacob say to coach a joke

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

What s the difference between a pigeon ?

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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