What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

"knock knock?" ITS 2012 WE HAVE DOOR BELLS!!!

An Arabic Muslim is on a plane. He's flying to Chicago.

Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

How did the marines cross the minefield safely at night? Under a full moon

a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

How do you make a Child cry? Slaughter his dog and feed it to him convincing him its Chili

What do you call it when a black man and a Mexican open up a fast-food restaurant together? A joint venture.

What's funnier than a dead baby? Everything.

Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

Why does Miley Cyrus make sex tapes It's the only acting job she can get

Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

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My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

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i think quinn is gay? you probably don't know him but when i walked him on him shoveling a ken doll is his butt

Q: A squirrel a chipmunk and a spider monkey are fighting over these nuts. Who gets them? A: Your Mom ;p

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.