why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

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Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

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A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

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your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

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Hello.

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You: I have a question Person: Yes You: Do you have an answer?

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What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

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You're walking down a street and you see a man struggling to open a door, what do you do? Whatever you feel like doing.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean? Dead.

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Who did the dinosuar, that's pretty fricken awesome!

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Q: What do a hockey coach and a bar stool have in common? A: because seven ATE nine

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Your momma is so old, it is likely that she will pass away in the near future, and I would recommend you to spend some quality time with her.

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A cowboy rides out to the middle of nowhere and then shoots his horse. He then makes his way back into town and meets a man in the saloon. The man says, "On second thought, I'd like to buy that horse."

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems have endings

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Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

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How do you get dislikes on anti-joke.com? You can dislike your own post from several different IP addresses.

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What did dyslexic Old McDonald say? . . . I have a learning disability that impairs my fluency and comprehension accuracy in being able to read and spell

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The question just posed is unanswerable, as in order to state the reasoning for the chicken crossing the road, one would have to assume the a chicken has a concept of 'road'. As the chicken is an avant, we can safely say that it has no need of pavements/ sidewalks or roads. As a result, it cannot possibly have an incentive for doing so. Consider the following hypothetical analogy: you are walking in a forest, and you unknowingly cross another animals scent trail. You cannot possibly say WHY you walked across the scent trail, as you didn't know it was there. You can state your reasoning for walking in the first place, but not for crossing that specific scent trail. In conclusion, this question is unanswerable, due to the chicken's lack of knowledge about roads.

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A man has a parrot who repeats everything the man says. He constantly complains about his mother-in-law and everytime he says her name it follows with the word bitch. One day she makes a suprise visit and he greets her with a "Oh hello Doris" , he looks in horror to see if the parrot will call her a bitch but instead finds the parrot dead because he forgot to feed it for 4 days.

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How do you get a clown to stop laughing? You throw an awe at it. Why did Sally fall off the swing? .....I missed the clown

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Why did the 16 year old black kid drop out of high school? He started a successful small business selling mixtapes.

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There was once a man who lived in a box.

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Why is Michael Jackson a bad chess player? Because he's dead.

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... a man has made himself a poop sandwich , refused to eat it and threw it away because it disgusted him ....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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