Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

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what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

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there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

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what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

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Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

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Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

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Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

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whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

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Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

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WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

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Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

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What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

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What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

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Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

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Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

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What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

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