Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

What does a frog in a blender sound like? *WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR*

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

What is worse than 3 lesbians in a telephone booth? 6 squirrels donkey punching your urethra.

Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

I didn't know that guy did crossfit

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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