Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

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an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

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Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

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There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

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why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

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A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

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Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

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What comes after 69? 70

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What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

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What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

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Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

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what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

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There are two kinds of people: Those who have a life, and those who read anti-jokes

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What is the first thing you should do when a person is choking? Make sure the person is choking How can you tell if a person is choking? If he's going like this: aaghh gaghhg agghhh gaghhhhh ghghaghghgh

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how do you put a elephant in a fridge? open it and put it inside. how do you put a lion in a frige? you take out the elephant and put in the lion. there is a meeting for all the animals in the world which animal doesnt go? the lion because he's in the fridge. a man callshis dog and it doesnt come why not? because its at the meeting

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What's green and has wheels? A frog in a wheelchair

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Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

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If you throw a violist and a soprano off a cliff, which one would hit the ground first? Who cares?

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Why did the kid hide under the table? There was an earthquake.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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