- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

Forgiveness is what weaklings beg for, while redemption is what the strong succeed at.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

What is 9+10? 19

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no legs.

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

Q. What do you get when you cross a man, a bear and a pig? A. ManBearPig

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Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

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