- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

Women's rights.

What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

how do you boil oil? add b to oil

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

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