what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

What do Ash Ketchum and Peter Francis Geraci have in common? Absolutely nothing.

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot? an orange parakeet

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

Whats the difference between chad woldert and justin beiber? Nothing

Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

Why did my ex-husband get fired from the m&m factory? He was throwing away all the W's.

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

In Pokemon, why are bug types super effective against dark types? Because Ebola affected a lot in Africa.

Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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