- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

Rebecca Black sings a song.

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

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