- Anti Joke

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

What did the Rabbi say to the priest? The holocaust was real and it tore apart my family.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"