How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

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Q: What is sad about 4 people in a Cadillac driving over a cliff? A: You could have fit more.

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What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

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why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

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A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

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A man had two horses. One was black and one was white. He cut the tail of one of them to tell them apart.

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I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

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Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

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How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

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A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

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Why did Nico Bellec not shoot that one guy? Just joking, this is Grand Theft Auto 4 dummy.

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What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

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Neil is a reterd.

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Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

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I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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a boy meets a girl the rest is censored

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who is really lanky? james cornish

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Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

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Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

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Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

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Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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