- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we named a drink after you!". The grasshopper says "What, Dave?"

I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

Ask me if I'm a dinosaur. Are you dinosaur? No.

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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