Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

Looks like this is a *puts on sunglasses* Pair of sunglasses

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

Why didn't little Billy's parents get him the new toy he wanted? Little Billy's parents are dead.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

Face Hunter is scum

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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