What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

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Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

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What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

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Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

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Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

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Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

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Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

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what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

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why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

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I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

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cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

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So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

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A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

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Women's rights.

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What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

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what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

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A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

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I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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