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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you do when you see the klu klucks klan ? act white

Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Just me

sir ya look like ron weasly hhahahahaha LEL

What's more greasy than grease? Kevin's hair

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 was having illicit sexual relationships with 9, of which 6 knew about, but was afraid to inform his wife, 8, who 7 stepped over to get to 9.

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

What do you call a vehicle has 56 wheels? Anything you want, because it hasn't been invented yet.

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

What do you call an blank test? an F

Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

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