- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

Why did the black man cry? He was grieving the death of his brother C.D

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

Q: Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? A: Neither did he.

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

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What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

What's worse than stepping on a nail? stepping on the nail and falling on more nails face first.

Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

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