- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

IM SEXY AND I KNOW IT Chrysanthemums are pretty but toads and people are damn to horny

A man walks into a bar, then he leaves and goes home

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

If an aeroplane falls from 15,000 feet in the air and crashes into and orphanage is it possible that no-one will get hurt? No,the aeroplane will destroy the orphange hurting the property value.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun, Get in the van.

How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

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