What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

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what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

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Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

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So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

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What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

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Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

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Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

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An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

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What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

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An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

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How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

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Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

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a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

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Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

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What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

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what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

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What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

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Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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