Wanna hear a joke? Woman's rights.

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Henry's mom packed Henry sweaters And lots of things besides sweaters Henry went to war He saw lots of gore Logically, he wouldn't need a sweater because he had to wear his uniform during the battle. Did i mention that Henry likes chocolate?

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter anyway because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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Whats funnier than throwing a baby off the top of a building? The sound it makes when it hits the ground.

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What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

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What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

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So a horse walks into a barn.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

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What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

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all these jokes are horrible now

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Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

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Wolfjob.

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Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

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What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

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Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

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How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

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Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

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Why did Mike Tyson say he would eat his children? Thats mean! friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Why not just vi0late them REALLY REALLY FUCKlNG HARD! Its a Win/Win/Win/Sore ass situation.

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A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

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what do you call a black man living in Brooklyn making over ten-thousand dollars a week? a hard worker

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What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

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Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

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what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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