What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

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Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

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Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

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so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

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What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

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An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

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You know whats funny? Women's rights

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A Mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man, because he was the designated driver for the night and was being helped by his good friend, Paco the Mexican, to quit his alcohol addiction. The AA meetings and rehab clininc were failing and he had lost his job. Jamaal, the black man, is now attending night school and holding down a part-time job at his local Baha Fresh. paco is very proud of him.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

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Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

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Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

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What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

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Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

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Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

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What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

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why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

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"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

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What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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