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Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

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why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

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a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

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Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

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Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

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Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

you know its foggy outside when you step outside and its foggy outside.

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

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Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

mexicans fishing

Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

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