- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy almost unparalleled in marine history.

How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

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