- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What do you get when you cross a bus full of cancer patients and a train full of children? A very sad train accident.

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

The optimist sees the glass as half full. The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The average American sees a half-finished glass of water that is not flavored and is therefore is not worth any reasonable person's time.

What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

why did the platypus fall out of a tree it couldnt even climb up the tree

What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

What's the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves.

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

What's the difference between oreos and your opinion? I asked for your opinion.

What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

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