What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

nice tits.

what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

John lazzaro likes dick

why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

if life give you lemons. put them in the fridge they should be there...

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

Q: Why wasn't the baby playing with his blocks? A: Because his face was stapled to the floor

knock knock whose there? i don't know...

What do you get when you cross a bus full of cancer patients and a train full of children? A very sad train accident.

what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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