- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

Suck pussy

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

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