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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

What's white and moves at a glacial pace? A glacier.

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

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What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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