What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

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what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick

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What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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roy g biv

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A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

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Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

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PENIS that is all

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Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

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why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

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What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

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Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

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Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

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The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

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Why is the horny toad named that way? Because its a misnomer of the horned lizard.

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What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

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What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

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Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped six's mother

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There were two blondes going to California for the summer, they are about two hours into the flight and the pilot gets on the intercom and says we just lost an engine but it is all right we have three more but it will take us an hour longer. A half hour later he gets on the intercom again and says we just lost another engine but its all right we have two more it will take us another half hour though. One of the blondes says "If we lose the two last engines we will be up here all day"

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What do you do when its night time and you go downstairs and see your tv floating in the air? you say PUT IT DOWN N I G E R

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Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she knew there would be quaffles!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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