- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the mime crying? Her husband died.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

Face...tastes like chicken!

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is an animal without a high enough level of intelligence to see the dangers in doing so.

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

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