Why did the chicken cross the road? He saw a bottle of Faygo on the other side.

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What do a Mexican and a elephant have in common? Aside from the fact they're both alive beings, they share the same kingdom, phylum, class and the fact of both being alive beings, each other are in constant contact with the environment, they both share affectionate ties with partners of their species, being them from the same family, breeding partner ou even just alive beings of the same especies of each one.

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What do astronauts do if the want a party? They planet

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An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

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A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

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how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

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Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

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Let me guess, you where really ready to Not not tell me that.

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Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

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Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

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How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

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What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

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Whats worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? 2 Holocausts.

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What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

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what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

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Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

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Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

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What did the bartender say to the man? can i have a beer if you dont get it the bartender asked the customer for a beer

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Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

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Why did the middle age man walk across the street? There were no vehicles currently driving on that particular road

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There once was a man from Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He then shortly died in his sleep due to heart failure at the age of 81.

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What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

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How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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