How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

Stop me if you heard this one before.

10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

what do u call a man being beaten in the street the cops

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

I'm rick james bitch

What do you say to a horse at the vet? Good god, look at that ear infection.

Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

Oh, go away

What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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