- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

whats red and smells like blue paint? blue paint on the rag

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

Cameron is a r e t a r d

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: silence Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

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