- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was going through the minds of the Sandy Hook victims? Bullets.

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

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What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar... ...wait a second.

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for some water. The bartender replies: "Sorry, we don't have any." The man responds: "Sorry, I'm drunk." He walks out.

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