- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

knock knock Goodbye

So a baby seal walks into a club...

Did you hear about the 4'10" psychic that escaped from prison? It's on the news! "Small Medium At Large."

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens have no sense of direction, he might have thought he was in wal-mart for all I care.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? I'm not sure, he could not unwrap them.

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

What did the blonde say when she found a dead bird on the sidewalk? "Aww, look at the poor dead bird!"

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

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