- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

Asian women drivers...

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

How come grilled cheese?

why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

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