A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

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What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

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Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

What did little John get for his birthday? No sort of disease or illness of any kind because he was in perfect health. He also got an Xbox.

"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

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