- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Because he had just come back from fighting in the Iraq war and she was extremely happy to see that he's alright

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm homosexual And so is my boyfriend Jeremy, with whom I have shared countless evenings of joy and laughter.

Someone: I like my coffee like I like my men Someone else: Black? Someone: No, tied up, shoved in a burlap sack, and dragged through the mountains.

What's Black,White and red all over? A black person with a skin disease on her period.

A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

What did the lady say after she returned home from the grocery store? "Oh no! I forgot the milk!"

Why did the rooster cross the road? Because he wanted to prove he wasn't a chicken.

A man walks into a bar and says "ow"; he stepped on a nail sticking up through one of the floorboards. He then sues the bartender for a large sum of money because of the injury he sustained, and causes the bartender to lose everything he owns in order to pay off his debt.

Why was Stephanie sad? She dropped a washing machine on her toe

Why did the chicken cross the road? He saw a bottle of Faygo on the other side.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? She had no arms and legs Knock knock Who's there? Not Lucy

Roses are red, Violets are blue.. And IDGAF!

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