- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

Knock Knock Who's there The Holocaust!

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

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