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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

What did the giraffe say to the other giraffe. Nothing, giraffes are animals and thus cannot speak

Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

A kid had wild unprotected sex. He didn't get an STD or enpregnate the girl.

Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He Died Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He was stapled the the first koala

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

whats worse than a wussy times two a wusst times three i like boobs u basterds suck a dick

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what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 was a sixoffender!

Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

Why did Sally dance and record it on Vine? She did it for the Vine

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

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