What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

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A: What's worse than two dead babies lying on cement? B: The Holocaust? A: Yeah or something like that

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A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

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Yo' mama's so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

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What do a spoon and a platypus have in common? Nothing.

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your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

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Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

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I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

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My son made a tree fort, it burned down.

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what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

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What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

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run farther?

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

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How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

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Have you heartd about the blond that confused winow putty for KY jelly? Her windows fell out.

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have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

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What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

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Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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