- Anti Joke

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

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What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Neither did she.

What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

If you dont see banners here it does mean they are not here. P.S Advertising helps fill our pockets and annoy you. Please be understanding in the fact that we will permaban you while grinning if you refuse to UNDER-stand our rule.

What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

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The Anti Joke Book

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Neither did she.

What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

If you dont see banners here it does mean they are not here. P.S Advertising helps fill our pockets and annoy you. Please be understanding in the fact that we will permaban you while grinning if you refuse to UNDER-stand our rule.

What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!