My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

Women's rights

What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

this website even though its hilarious.

Yo momma so fat she's obese.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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