What did the dead baby say to horse? Nothing, it was dead

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To Daniel You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

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A girl hands her boyfriend her phone and says it's his dad. He throws it on the ground exclaiming, "My dad's not a phone, duh!"

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Yo moma so fat, it ain't even funny. Seriously. She is suffering real diabetes! Do you know how that feels? I though so...

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why did the dad stop working on the roof he fell off

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I have magical powers. Try your best to not to follow these instructions: Ready? Go. You are now blinking your eyes. (strike 1) You are now breathing voluntary. (strike 2) You suddenly have an itch somewhere on your body. (strike 3) You lost. Thanks for playing my little game. Hope you enjoy thinking of a flying pink elephant with wings.

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Why did the boy run down the road? Because he was being chased by a tsunami

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Why did the Asian woman get into a car accident? She didn't pay attention in driver school and sped through a red light and hit a bus that killed 14 children.

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Why did the man break all his bones? Because his parachute failed to open

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"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

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Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

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silver bullet?

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prison isnt fun it also is bland kidnapping is a crime but get in the van

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What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

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person one: ask me if im a carrot person two: are you a carrot? person one: nope (the walks away)

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Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

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There once was a man called steve, His name was steve

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Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

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some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

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When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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yeyeyeyeye live action

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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