knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

I literally died laughing

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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