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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

Roses are red Violets are blue classic

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

Bob: This joke is so hilarious but you must start off by saying knock knock. Tom: okay... Knock knock Bob: who's there? Tom: ...... Bob: well? Tom: I don't know what to say??? Bob: so the joke left ya speechless!

what's brown and sticky? A Stick

Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

eoin burgin is fat

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

roses are red violets are blue does this smell like chloroform

What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

What did the vegitarian order for brunch. VEGITARIANS DONT BELIEVE IN ICE CREAM>

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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