- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

so today i took a poop. hehe

Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

YEAH WELL SMELL YOUR BREATH U BELLEND

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

Ily bae

Your're racist.

what did one dinosaur say to the other? "rawr"

Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

A man walks into a bar. Of chocolate. Yummy!

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