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Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.