- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

What are jews without the holocaust? Alive

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

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