Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

knock knock who's there? your destiny

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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