Why does Santa Claus drink so much hot Cocoa? Because Mrs. Claus got tired of his constant drunkenness and won't allow beer in the house in the house anymore.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

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What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

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Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

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A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

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Don't believe in Atheists.

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You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

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Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

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Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

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What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

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How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

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Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

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What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

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What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

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knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

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Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

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Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

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roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

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America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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