Q: Whats worse than finding 10 babies in a trash can? A: Finding 1 baby in 10 trash cans!

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Q: Why is there never sun beaming at the castle? A: Because the castle is full of knights.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead. Dead people can't drive.

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How do you make a Dead Baby Float..... ......With 3 scoops of ice cream and 1 cup of liquid stem cells.

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What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

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I like poop in my butt

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What do you call an awesome school? St Heinrich's Law School (Teaching you to break the laws!)

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A man is wrongfully convicted of murder and sent to prison. After a lengthy appeals process the guilty verdict is overturned and he walks away a free man.

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the wild black man is searching for food. He spots a KFC, and goes wild. He then proceeds to get in line.

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Does Fall come before winter? There is no defiant answer due to the fact that all seasons are in a cycle and our race has no answer to which season happened first on Earth.

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one morning i turned on my tv

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what did your mom say to you? go fuck your self you stupid greedy shit. you start crying later in your bedroom, then your mom comes with a bag full of your fathers semen, and dildos. and forces you to drink the entire bag.

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A platypus walks into a bar. Why is there a butter knife in my basement?

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Have you seen Jennifer Aniston's newborn baby? Neither has she.

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Knock knock Who's there? It's me It's me who? It's me who is knocking the door

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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whats worse than finding ten dead babies in one recycling bin finding ten dead babies in one trashcan ---sticksack

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What did hitler say to the jacket potato? Your fucked now!

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's cheese.

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god made the sea god helped invent the first wheel but as you know he also made me a really big deal !

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I farted and it smells like rotten ham with melted cottage cheese now dislike this please.

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a dog jumping up and catching a frisbi

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- Helen Keller

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Did you know? . You already know!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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