What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

Why did the Asian eat rice? Because its food

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

A brown park bench was bought. After multiple years the color had faded, and the bench was no longer the same shade of brown.

If Jimmy had 5 apples and his brother had 5 apples then their father would have been married to their mother before they were born.

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CIA? You? Are you a CIA agent? Wow!

Feel free to call me, forget the money, as for my fucking eye, I just sure as hell hope those responsible are rotting in prison. I mean I just lost an eye right? Just kidding, I am the one who has been dead wrong here, I judged you wrong, I am the fuck that seems to feel responsible for the actions of others at times, then again I thought that you where sending them against me, they surely claimed they where, but fuck, people use all sorts of things and people as an excuse to do whatever the hell they want.

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

Sir, your wife is dead

Who kille the Mockingbird? George Bush: i wish i could know the answer for this question, but belive me i am thinking.

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

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