A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

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Honk if you're Amish!

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What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

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my goldfish never writes me back when i send him letters

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What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

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why did the man throw his clock out of he window? he was mentally insane.

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Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

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How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

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Stop me if you heard this one before.

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what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

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Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

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Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

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roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

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A black man is in line for a club. The bouncer says: This is a white party only. The black man says: Damn, I wasnt aware I had to wear white clothing. He then left the line and told himself to check the promotional page on facebook more often.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

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what do u call a man being beaten in the street the cops

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Nobody cares maddie!

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Roses are red,violets are blue I've got aids & now so do you Merry Christmas

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So a jelly bean walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "whatchuu doin here jelly bean" the jelly bean doesn't respond and sits there awkwardly because he neither speaks English nor has the brain capacity to move or breathe. The bartender closes the store and comes back the next day to find the bean in the same awkward position.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It tried. The chicken was run over by a distracted driver. The chicken turned out to be Farmer Brendan's prized egg hen who wandered away. The hen provided a large portion of Brendan's income and living. The farmer, deprived of his vital income source, was forced to sell his farm and live on the city streets.

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YEAH! LIKE RELLEZ! XD Anyway, sure, it depends, you don't get voted as the most pointless man on Horse-head network without working some for it, but if really weird comments impress you, then sure. Honestly though, I might have been flexing my show off muscles a bit more than usual, as in posting more stupid stuff than usual, BUT, that is because when a MAN meets a sexy WOMAN, yet another one than his WIFE, his already boiling testosterone burns with flames... ...And yeah, where where we again? Oh yeah, you acting a bit bimbo, and me going "RELLEZ" just to make you aware... Then added this.

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An Asian man walks into a bar and ask the Barman for a beer, the Barman is racist and therefore tells the Asian man to leave his pub. The man goes home and drowns his children in the bath and pushes his wife down the stairs, he is found out by the police and is given a life sentence in jail. 5 years later the Barman kills someone in a bar fight and is also sent to jail for life. The Barman meats the Asian man in prison and they settle there differences with a handshake. Two days later the Barman was stabbed in the neck.

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Whats not funny and no one wants to waste the time to reading it? This joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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