A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

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What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

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What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

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You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

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One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

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Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

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Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

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why did katy fall off her bike?

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YOLO

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

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If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

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Whats the difference between males and females? fe

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What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

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What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

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What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

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One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

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there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

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why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

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A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

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Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

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What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

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Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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