Hi i love black men so much and i am a jewish faggot bye

Why has there never been a Mexican on the moon? Because Mexico's government funding for their space program is insufficient to take them all the way to the moon.

When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in someone's eyes.

I was hungrey then i saw a man puke. Im still very hungrey. Then i threw up. Im not so hungrey

Why do Jews have such large noses? Hereditary genetics.

Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

What did the raped girl get for Christmas? Pregnant.

Q:Why are all of the vampires extinct? A:AIDS is a serious disease. You shouldn't joke about it.

What do you say when you see a flying donkey Wtf

What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

What did the black man say to the mexican? Hello

How many amish does it take to change a lightbulb? Presumably only one, but since they do not generally use electricity it has yet to be tested.

Q; What's the new slogan for the TSA? We handle more junk than EBay.

A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

What do Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson have in common? The same first name.

how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

Want to hear a joke? Women's rights.

Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

A muslim walks out of a plane.

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