Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

This is not funny.

Ring Ring Hello? Click

What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should? Fly halfway across the world when the environment turns hostile.

A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Amanda.

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

Q:Why did Jimmy eat an apple? A:He was hungry.

why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

Why did the monkey die? he was stapled to a grenade

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

A Blonde walks into a bar. She is in an abusive relationship and drinking her pain away.

A mormon walks into a bar.

You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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