- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

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