- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

What did little John get for his birthday? No sort of disease or illness of any kind because he was in perfect health. He also got an Xbox.

Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

knock knock!? . . No.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

Whats red and bad for your teeth? Bricks

If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

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