What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

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10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

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Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

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How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

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I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

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knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

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Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

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Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

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What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

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how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

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Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

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gingers

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What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

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Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

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When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

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A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

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Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

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A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

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I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

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My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

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What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

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What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

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Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

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some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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