You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? The Holocaust

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a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

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Hey man. what? squidbillies.

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Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

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So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

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Why didnt the teenager have a smartphone? He didnt live close to a cell phone store

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Did you hear the one about the guy who couldn't tell any funny jokes? He went to Anti Joke and posted 1000's.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead of getting hit by the plane because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and ever since he was 8 years old he has wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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Three men are stranded in a small rowboat. Just as all hope seem to be lost, one man noticed an island covered in luscious foliage about five hundred yards away. It became apparent that an unrelenting riptide was dragging the boat further and further from the shore. It became further apparent that the men would have to abandon their rickety rowboat and swim the rest of the way. The first man bravely jumps into the vast uncertainty of the ocean and attempts to swim to shore. He is met by a large shark that promptly severs his arm from his body. A bloody mess, he manages to touch down on the sandy beach. The second man, more reluctantly, also jumps in. He balanced his chances: "100% death in the boat vs. uncertainty in the ocean." Like the first man, the second man meets the shark's vicious bite. His leg is severed and he too drags himself, bloody, to the warm embrace of sand and freedom. The third man, sure that he would be bitten also, jumps into the ocean and swims to shore. Alas! The third man arrived on the island unscathed and completely fine. Perplexed, the first two men asked the third why the shark did not attack him. The third man simply smiled and replied..."what do you expect me for, a typewriter?"

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Why did Obama give a speech? Because he is the president and people look up to him

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Crossing Guard union had reached a collective agreement and they had returned to work and it was safe to cross once again.

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Rick Ross is so fat, that he is fatter than someone who isn't as fat as he is.

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

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What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

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what do you use to blindfold chinese person? dental floss!!

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket? No. A picture of a red bucket? No. A photo nailed to a red bucket, which shows a red bucket with a very realistic painting of a red bucket on it? Yes.

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

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A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

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Why couldn't Little Johnny read his 3rd grade novel? His was repeatedly stabbed in his eyes.

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what has wheels and drives? a boat i lied about the wheels

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