- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite joke? A. Nothing, because he cant hear.

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

Why was i said when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

Your're racist.

Why does a black man have a bicycle? He bought it with his own money.

What is black and white and cant get through revolving doors? A zebra with a spear through its head.

The doctor walks in Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... walks away

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

What do you call a cow that is lying on a barn floor? A cow

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what will you have". The man says "Friendship" and bursts out crying. At this point he is making a scene and security will have too be called.

Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

i like turtles

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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