- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What do you call an blank test? an F

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

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