Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

Chick Norris... Enough said

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ....Because based on modern mathematics the shortest distance between two points is a straight line.

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

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