- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

It was a beautiful day. Face.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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