Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

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a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

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How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

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Q) What did the cowboy say to the astronaut? A) Howdy.

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what is 3+3= 8

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You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

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A little blind girl goes up to her mum and says, "Mummy, mummy, when will I be able to see?" Her mum replies "I'll tell you what, I'll take you to the chemist and get you some special cream for your eyes and you will be able to see in the morning." So off they went to the chemist, got the cream, and went home, all the while the little girl was getting more and more excited at the prospect of being able to see again. Once they got home, the mother put the cream on the little girls eyes, wrapped a bandage around her head, and took her to bed. The following morning the little girl stumbled into her mums bedroom and excitedly shouted "Quick mummy, take off the bandage so that i will be able to see again." So the mother slowly took of all the bandages, taking her time, and all the while the little girl was getting more and more excited. Once they were off the little girl said "But mummy, I still can't see." To which the mother replied, "April fool!"

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alert("Hello");

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What's worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? Recognizing the baby as your missing child, and finding the corpse of your dead wife next to it.

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what did the penguin say to the other penguin after they rolled down a hill, and fell into a pile of leaves then proceeded to go swimming, play basketball, go swimming again and then play ping pong and pool? nothing. penguins cant talk

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Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

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How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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i hate non minorities!

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how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

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Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

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your mommas so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew well im glad your mom is intrested in trying new things

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

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what did the boy with dyslexia get for his birthday? bad grades

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Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

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When you wish upon a star... You are only seeing the light of that star, which has taken billions of years to travel here. The star that you are looking at has most likely dead, Just like your dreams.

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Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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