- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

how do you call someone? use a phone

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

This is an anti- joke

A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

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