- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

What's the difference between a duck?

How old are you? 7

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

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If you share rice between 30 Africans what do they each have? Aids.

Roses are red, Violets are microwaves, I have amnesia, Roses are red.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings. Now hats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Three bee stings.

What's purple, blue, red, orange, yellow and green. A rainbow .

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