An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

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If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

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Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

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Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

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What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

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A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

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What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

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Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

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So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

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Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

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What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

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Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

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What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

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Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

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Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

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YOU MEAN SHE ACTUALLY EVER LIKED ME? WOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! Anyway, tell her to contact me here, during the number of letters up there divided by a certain number you got over there, minus the letters here subtracted with the VEEEEEEERY same ammoooouuuuunt... Moral: God I need to invent a code system that makes me sound less like Jim Carrey on crack...

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Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

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what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

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I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

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do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

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Justin beiber's penis

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why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

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What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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