- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

Poop

a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

gingers

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

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