- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

An eagle and a mouse sat on a tree branch, watching a farmer walk to the pasture to milk his cows. The eagle then turned to the mouse but said nothing, because eagles cannot speak. The eagle then ate the mouse because it was a bird of prey.

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

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Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

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