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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

What's the new green? Green

why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

Why is this website called anti-jokes? i don't know but it makes sense.

Flowers are colors Love me

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

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