Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

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I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

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I was typing a new book today (literature wild west, and I realized I had been writing the same shit over and over again for eight hours and was dead tired when It went so..) Welcome to the wild west, guns! Hayballs! MONSTER TRUCKS! And then I kinda thought to myself... Is it just me or am I trying a bit too hard? So guys? What do you think, am I trying a bit too hard here? Funny story, I am tired and drank lots of coffee, so I am holding back in order to not try so hard... Not trying hard enough to hold back? I am asking you! WHY? BECAUSE YOUR ANSWER DOES NOT MATTER! ARE WE GAME?

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A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

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Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

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What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

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knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

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Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

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I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

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Why did the fish fly It didn't

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Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

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A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

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How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

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Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

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What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

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roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

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Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

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whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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