What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

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What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

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What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

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Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

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What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

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How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

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Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

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xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

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why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

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what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

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What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

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Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

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what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

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Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

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Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

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What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

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Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

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What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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