"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

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What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It's an obscure number you've probably never heard of.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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