Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

an dislexik nam rwote hits

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

hey hey apple

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

Caroline Kelly.

What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

A man walks into a bar, purchases a beer, and leaves.

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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