- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

How do you get a blonde out of a tree? Shoot her in the head.

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

Two horses are playing in a field, One says to the other "Hey, sup" they then continue playing.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwing out all the W&Ws

What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

why did the white man read the New York Times? because HuffPo is horrible. I mean, it's so so so shitty. it's like a wannabe buzzfeed, which ought to say it all.

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is an overused joke on a kid's cartoon. Thank me later.

How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

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