A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

What's large, black and can be found in Australia? A large black Australian man.

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

Why didn't the boy eat chocolate yesterday Because he was allergic.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

A man comes home to his wife sleeping with their neighbor. This lead to their divorce four months later.

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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