Turkey Balls

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H o m o comes out as homo

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man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

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What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

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Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

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My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

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Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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Why was the black man eating fried chicken? He was on death row and it was his last meal request..

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knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

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why did the kid die? his mom shot him

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A pope meets another one

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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What do you call a dead child? The product of a car crash

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? a terrorist dropped a bomb on him which turned into a transformer, raped him and then burried him inside of his refridgerator

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

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drew edminstin is a rat

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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A car enters a curve. An ice-cream man pops out from a manhole and throws a pine cone to the car.

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

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p lkl

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Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

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What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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