- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

tea with milk?

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

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