- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

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Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

the joke below will not be as funny as this one.... hahaha other joke i just ruined you

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

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