Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

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Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

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telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

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A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

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What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

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What did the over confident jack-ass say to the hot girl, You'll do.

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Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

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A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

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How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

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A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

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How did the black guy swim across the Atlantic? He didn't. He was prepared to, but then went on Expedia and found a ticket with Continental Airlines that was in his budget. He did not like the amount of service he recieved, and decided in the future he will save up and fly with a different company, or in fact swim across.

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What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

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what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

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A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

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an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

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Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

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Q: What do you call a dad running down a hill? A: A mom running down a hill, I lied about the dad.

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You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

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what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

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A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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