Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

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Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

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Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

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Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

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you gay?

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Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

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Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

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What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

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What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

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two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

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What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

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Whats black, white, and Asian all at the same time? A panda

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Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

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When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

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And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

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Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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