A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

roses are refds violet are xaflj;k it sucks having turretts syndroewe

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

What is funnier then 25 9/11

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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