- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

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What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

j.p. is dumb

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

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