Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

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What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

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a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

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Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

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Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

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kennah campion when she talks

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What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

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There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

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Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

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what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

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Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

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How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

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What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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