- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

Well this is pointless.....

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

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A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

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