- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

Hey I Just Met You And This Is Crazy But I Am Pregnant And It's Yhur Baby ~GotDemChoozen

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

Ask me if im a tree? No

How do you stop a dog from digging up your garden? Every time it does so, shout at the dog so it knows it has misbehaved. Keep doing this and the dog will eventually understand the error of its ways.

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