- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

what's worse than being attacked by a giant ant? being attacked by two giant ants

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

I put my baby in a microwave.

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