- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

Dumb

knock knock no no you go now i clean

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

brock has small hands for a small job

What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

Like this if you have a big diick like me Dislike if you have a baby diick Ignore if you're a girl and get back in the kitchen

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