- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

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Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

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