What did the Priest say to the kid walking home alone? Be safe.

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some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

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Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

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What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

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Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

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Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

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Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

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You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

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What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

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How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

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i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

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The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

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Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

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Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

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How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

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Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

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A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

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what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

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