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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mitt Romney is in the mormon mafia has magic underpants and invented Obama Care but he still lost to a Black guy Who is a fine president.

My mom

so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

Why did Justin Bieber wake up Lady Gaga? He needed to ask her a question.

Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

Doctor: You want the good news or bad news? Patient: Bad news. Doctor: You have terminal cancer. Patient: What's the good news? Doctor: You have AIDS.

okay, there was a donkey and a parrot walking at the park. When it was raining the donkey says to parrot hey why is it so hot. Then a person riding bikes come to the parrot and she told her to sit down. Nobody saying hello but she can dance reallly nicely.

why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

Worms don't like apples.

Why was the black guy convicted of a crime he didnt commit? Because in The American social syste

Who looks like a bird and can fly to hogwarts? Dean McKee. his scar is f u c k i n g rotten

How many squirrels does it take to change a lightbulb? 42.

Yo mamas so fat, when she jumps in a pool she displaces a disproportionate volume of water.

Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A:Because it wa dead!!!!!!

I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

Tell me fuck you Fuck you No fuck your mum

Your ancestors called. They want their glasses back!

a teacher walked into a bar and when he walked out he went to his car and proceeded to take notes about the bible, not realising he's supposed to be writing notes from his English book... he's dyslexic and got punched in the eye while he was in the bar; did i mention he doesn't drink?

How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house Purple because ice cream dosnt have bones

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