- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the pot-head have red eyes? He got soap in them.

Your momma is so fat, she has her own gravitational pull.

what do you call 20 black people under the ocean? a tragic boating accident

Roses are smiling, violets are trying to kill me. DId I mention I'm a paranoid schizophrenic?

''In Austin, Texas, President Obama told an audience, 'If you want to go forward you put your car in 'D.' If you want to go backward, you put your car in 'R.'' But you know something? Either way, the economy is still F'd.''

Why did the man jump into the river? He wanted to go for a swim, but the pool was closed, so he swam in the river.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

What's the difference between an alligator and an argyle sweater? There are far too many conceivable differences between the two objects to be able to give an actual definite variance between them.

Knock Knock Whos There? I'p I'p who? HAHAHAHA

Why did apple fall off the tree? Because Sally was holding on for dear life and she grab the apple. The apple was still in good condition; Sally however, not so good.

Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

your mom is so fat, she uses nutrisystem and other weight-loss systems to try to loose weight.

A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

Whats cold and frozen? ice

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A mechanical wheelchair.

what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

what's worse than stubbing your toe? a hospital fire.

How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

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