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What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

Why did the black man run out of the shop with items under his jacket? He was shopping for groceries, when his brother texted him, letting him know that his wife had just gone into labour. He then realised that it was a very miserable rainy day outside and he didn't have an umbarella, so he payed for his items, and ran to his car.

One day a black man went and bought a car with his own hard-earned money.

what do you call a person who rides a bike a lot? BATMAN!!! -s.s

Sosiopath vs How I met your mother: BABABABABA BABABA RARARA LALALA ETC YOU GOT THE DRILL Kids, this is how I met your mother. I saw her at some store, I said "Hey sexy" She told me to fuck off, so I raped her, got out of prison years later, and kids, that is how I met your mother. ...Why I am leaving? Did I ever fucking say I was your father? I Just came here to tell you I raped and killed her after serving my time which was about 2 minutes, so kids, that is how I killed your mother. YOU ARE WELCOME BY THE WAY!Ungrateful kids. Moral of the story: If they are your kids, just say no and get away, and kill Robin for better television. Sociopath vs Grounded for life Moral: Shot the little kid, nobody will notice, not even his own family.Heck if you look at episode 34 you can see a tall handsome dude choking the life of a little boy in the background, and then letting him go just before he passes out and chokes him again? FUN FOR HOURS!

A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter anyway because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

Smeg...

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

The chickens have become self-aware!

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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