- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

your mom was so fat that she died.

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

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