Two guys were Arguing. (A & B) A. You suck B. If i suck then you choke. A. The only way id choke is if i smelled your stank ass breathe. B. The only way id have stank ass breathe is if i was liking your moms vagina A. The only way my mom's pussy would stank is if you were liking it. B. The only way id be liking your moms pussy is if it were a dick.... Both stare at each other... and walk off awkwardly

A moose walks into a food store. He asks the lady working there where the potatoes are. She says "go down aisle 5.'' he goes down aisle 5 and there arent any potatoes

Why did the black man wash his feet? PHOIT!!!! He washed his feet in a bird bath... Too bad his car got thrown off a cliff by a bald eagle with no feathers?

How can you tell I'm the biggest idiot in the room? Look at me.

What did the dog say to the other dog? Ruff, hi, ruff ruff, we are both dogs ruff ruff, ruff ruff, ruff!!

What do you get when you cross an Indian and a duck? An Indian duck.

What happened when the blind man reached for his soda? He picked it up, took a sip, and placed it back down where it was and continued with what he was doing.

Why did the woman go out of the kitchen? She did not because she had a curse put on by a man off the streets of Greek row a Yale that said u may never leave the closest kitchen near this very spot, and it turns out that the closest kitchen was in a frat house across the street so now she is stuck in the kitchen making sandwiches for all the frat bros at this Yale frat house, So basically she was in her place

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

A sober Irish individual.

You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

yo mama so fat, she got more chins than china town

How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

Long joke Your such a downey

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