Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

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Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

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What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

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knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

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A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

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The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

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Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

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Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

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'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

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why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

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What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

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Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

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Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

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What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

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What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

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Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

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What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

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No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

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