70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

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How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

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two guys r talking and the one said *i swear to god* and the other one said *u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u*

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what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

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What do you tell your dad if he constantly gripes about his balls? He's got testicular cancer and he's going to die a horrible painful death.

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Justin Port#$ falls out of a tree. What happens? he breaks his neck and unfortually dies a long painful death.

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What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

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Friend's are like penguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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once upon a time a guy thought he wrote an original anti joke but it wasnt

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Just because you do not see the joke, it does`t mean its not here... Ps: It helps us get hookers and beers while wasting your "valuable time" OMG PLEASE BE FUCKING UNDERSTANDING OHMYLAWD!!!!!!!!! Ps: Cry harder you greedy sons of shedogs

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How can you tell your not italian? You aint no Guito!

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knock knock. Whos there? YELLOW PEOPLE

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Why did Sally fall out of the tree? Because She had no arms or legs... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Knock-Knock? Who's There? Not Sally

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What do you call a black man with no legs? A fine example of the consequences of drink driving. Make sure you are physically stable or not under the effects of depressants, drugs or any form of alcohol before deciding to use a motor vehicle.

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

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A: Knock, knock A: Knock, knock A: Um, knock, knock! B: Sorry, I was pretending that I wasn't home.

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yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

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What do you call a black guy who flys a plane? A pilot.

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100 chefs walk into a bar

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Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

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Who's Micheal Jackson?

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hello

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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