- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

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sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

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