- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

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