- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Max Head fingered himself, HAH

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

Why so serious ?

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

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