What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

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You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

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Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

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Women's Rights

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

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Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

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Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

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I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

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What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

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Whats the same about a jew and firewood? They both burn.

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Q: How do you make a five year cry twice? A: There are many ways, as children are generally not that adept at controlling their emotions. Loud noises, threats of violence, images of scary monsters... those tend to work. Be sure to let them stop crying before making them cry again, otherwise you will have only made them cry once.

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What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

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What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

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How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

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What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

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Why? Why not?

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Whats 89 x 67? Sponge. Whats 10 + 9? 19 Whats 9 + 10? 21!

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What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

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What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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