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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

What's funnier than 24? 25

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

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