What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

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Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

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a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

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what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

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YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

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Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

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What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

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wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

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Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

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Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

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Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

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There's my tractor.

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What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

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A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

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Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

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Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

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A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

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Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

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your mama so old, shes dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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