- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

Q: What did the shark say while eating the surfer A: Nothing, his mouth was full, and besides....sharks cannot talk.

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? No. You don't need to, it's quite inappropriate.

bangers and mash?

Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

a dad farts in the woods nothing else happens

What happens if a girl punches a guy? A white man in prison, convicted of sexual assault.

7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,8

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

What's brown and sticky A stick

What is white and will kill you if it fell out of a tree? Charles Manson

kid: dad! a kid called me gay today! dad: son, im 100% ok with u hurting that kid! kid: i cant! hes too cute.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks: "why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus being incapable of comprehending the complexities of conversation said nothing, and shit all over the floor.

Why didn't the jew eat pork? He was vegetarian.

What did the girl with two broken legs give her parents for Christmas? Medical bills.

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

One man's trash is another dyslexic man's shart.

What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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