Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

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Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

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Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

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Brain fart

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the sky is green no it is not

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what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

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If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

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What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

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Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

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Black, I dont know if you are kidding around or something, but I cant reach you on the phone pal, I am really sorry about the Valium, it was like only 10 milligrams pal, I mean please man, it was a joke, and Ill break up with Line anyways, I mean Alex and Petter are sorry too okay? Just take the phone, ill be there soon, I mean come on, you are the most cruel person I know, lets talk about it

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Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

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What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

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Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

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whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

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A elderly man was driving down the freeway when he got a call from his wife. He answered the phone and his wife said "Be careful dear, I just heard on the news that someone is driving the wrong way on the freeway." The wife then heard a loud crash over the phone as the drunk driver going the wrong way slammed head first into her husbands car, killing them both intstantly.

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What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

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Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

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knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

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Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

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Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

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Anti Joke

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