Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

A. Knock Knock B. There is noone home so the individual goes home

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

Once upon a time a was born

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

10inch nice

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

welcome to australia. *kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils*

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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