- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

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what's worse then a blowjob?

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

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