- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What's worst than reading a bad joke? A: Reading a joke on anti-joke and the person who posted the joke obviously doesn't get how a anti-joke works. For example... read this again ^^

How many Ringmasters does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They tell the clowns to do it

What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

What's better then petting a lion? Petting a lion and not getting eaten

What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

Tom and Ralph are In a verbal scuffle. Tom: your adopted ralf! Ralph: yes! Now I have lesser chance of high blood pressure!

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

What did Thomas Jefferson's children call him? Grandpa

Roses are red grass is green get on th bed and I'll fill you wilpth my cream ;)

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

Why was the little boy sad? Because his dog died

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it.... A milk shoe....

What did the doctor say to the actor? Your an actor.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

What do you call a building full of Mexicans? JAIL.

Josh Moran sticks polish sausage up his ear and moves it back and forth while squeezing his balls until they rupture.

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

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