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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A hat

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

two men where hunting one man shot a deer and ate it, the other man shot the man who killed the deer and made human steaks. a day later he killed his family. and ate them with his dog. he then grabbed the deer that was left in his fridge and used it to make a fire.

Jesus, Buddha and Mohamed walked into a bar and say: "There is as much validity in this fiction as in our collective works.

My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

What's the difference between men and women? I really can't tell anymore, there's so many goddamn transvestites.

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

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a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

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