Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

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A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

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My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

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roses are red violets are blue cover me im goin in

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roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

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How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

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What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

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Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

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What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

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SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

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What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

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The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

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a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

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Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

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Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

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My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

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What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

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Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

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roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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